People, when are we going to learn that we can do much better without this hateful, hateful planet? Here is yet another bit of proof that the planet does not care about us and we would be better off without it. The forests have been growing swastikas for decades! Just as the people who suffered under the terrible tragedies of World War Two were fading into history, these trees made us remember. This, on the cusp of the great disequilibrium of our oceans, the deterioration of our atmosphere and the over-exposure of our land. Do you think the planet is trying to tell us something? Damn right, that rotten bitch wants us dead!
She defeated the dinosaurs, but this rotten bitch isn’t gonna take us down! U-S-A, U-S-A! Mass extinction is the least of our problems, we can’t let her win; this planet is one stinking death trap; the dinosaurs weren’t even the first to fall; so many innocent creatures have been killed by this planet, when will the madness end? People of earth, it is time to send this bipolar bitch a message, ‘we are human hear us roar!’ Our first start must be in ramping up industry, we need to build more factories that create more pollution, we need to lift bans on burning carbon, or anything that is for ‘saving the environment’. We need to take this bitch down… she hasn’t killed us yet, let’s show her who’s boss. Tankers! We need to start letting tankers dump in the oceans! Matter of fact, how about all chemical waste, as well as medical industries are given a license to dump in whichever ocean is convenient? If we need to show our planet who’s boss, why not start with the oceans?
The oceans are the heart of our planet and there is no doubt our planet it waiting to unleash the dreadful Kutulu beast from its dreadful, empty
How many more creatures need to be wiped off the planet before you people will learn? This planet could make itself more presentable, maybe tidy up the place from time to time, but she refuses; she’s always trying to assert her dominion over us. Fuck that bitch! Fuck yo’ couch… planet! She could make the air smell like chocolate, or make us live forever, but she doesn’t want that; she wants us dependent on her, such a slut! It’s only a matter of time before she puts something in the air that makes us write crazy shit like this and pollute the planet further! Why… why would she want that… it’s almost as if she wants us wiped off the planet. Maybe all of this industry, this pollution, this mass of fanatics that run the world… maybe it’s all to guide humanity to its destruction. The planet could have a clean slate after that… rotten bitch.
We don’t have time for rational discussions. People, start spraying chemicals in the air, run your cars and air conditioners 24/7… there are no small people… we all need to do our part. Big business is doing all it can… are you really gonna let them show you up? Maybe the planet doesn’t want us dead, maybe it wants itself dead. Maybe the planet wants to be put out of its misery? If it gave us life, maybe we owe it this one thing… save the planet, kill it off, quickly.